Feature Film
HMNM
Details
Union:
Union
Area of media:
Feature Film
Network:
Paid?:
Yes
Rates:
ULB – ACTRA
Deadline:
Apr 20, 2026
Shooting starts:
June 15, 2026 
Shooting finishes:
May 26, 2026 
Shooting locations:
London, Ontario
Cities for response:
Toronto
Storyline
When a struggling used car salesman hires a college film crew to shoot a commercial for his failing lot, he has no idea of the life changing clusterf*ck that is about to unfold.
Roles
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalProduction AssistantAll 20 - 28 Years old
Description
Description: The production assistant is juggling far too many responsibilities on the already chaotic commercial shoot. They are trying their best to stay organized and professional while constantly scrambling to keep things moving. Always holding a clipboard or script, they bounce between tasks — makeup, slating takes, tracking time, and trying to maintain some semblance of order. Their anxiety and determination create subtle comedic moments throughout the shoot.

Performance Tone: Nervous energy, fast-talking, trying to stay professional.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalCamera GuyMale 20 - 28 Years old
Description
Description: A film student and part of the commercial crew, Camera Guy is more technically focused than emotionally invested. Observant and dryly sarcastic, they often react to the chaos unfolding around them with quiet amusement. They are competent with the equipment and clearly more comfortable behind the camera than dealing with people.

Performance Tone: Deadpan humor, subtle reactions.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalTylerMale 25 - 35 Years old
Description
Description: The bartender at a strip club where Mike occasionally escapes to unwind. Tyler knows Mike well and treats him with a mix of casual friendliness and quiet concern. He's grounded, observant, and acts as a subtle emotional counterbalance to the chaos Mike has been experiencing.

Performance Tone: Natural, calm, empathetic.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalRichardMale 40 - 49 Years old
Description
Description: An eccentric and unpredictable bar patron who proudly claims to have appeared on reality television. He's a self-proclaimed entrepreneur and storm chaser who delivers a long, passionate monologue about life, ambition and refusing to be ordinary. He's charismatic, slightly unhinged and completely convinced of his own worldview. Richard provides one of the film’s most memorable and unpredictable encounters.

Performance Tone: Bold, eccentric, theatrical energy.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalOld LadyFemale 70 - 80 Years old
Description
Description: A curious passerby who unintentionally disrupts the filming of Mike’s commercial. Friendly and oblivious to the tension she’s creating, she innocently inserts herself into the situation and refuses to leave. Her presence escalates the chaos in a completely unintentional way.

Performance Tone: Sweet, talkative, comedic timing.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalSound KidMale 20 - 28 Years old
Description
Description: Enthusiastic about their gear and hyper-aware of every noise and technical detail happening on set. Often distracted by audio issues or fascinated by the equipment, they occasionally miss the bigger picture of what’s happening around them. Their reactions to unexpected sounds and interruptions create several comedic beats.

Performance Tone: Energetic, reactive, slightly nerdy.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalTiny WomanFemale 60 - 80 Years old
Description
Description: A physically small, elderly woman who appears in a brief but memorable moment. She brings an unexpected presence that adds to the unpredictable and slightly absurd world around Mike. Her humour comes from her natural behaviour and contrast within the scene. Grounded, real and specific is key.

Performance Tone:bSubtle, natural, slightly eccentric. Let the moment land without forcing it.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
PrincipalSamMale 20 - 40 Years old
Description
Description: Sam exists within Mike’s world as part of the extended environment of the lot / community. He has a casual, grounded presence — someone who feels like they belong in this space and understands the rhythm of the place. His interaction is brief but contributes to the realism of Mike’s environment. He should feel like a real person you’d encounter in this setting (not heightened or stylized).

Performance Tone: Naturalistic, understated, conversational.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorIrate Bus PassengerAll 40 - 49 Years old
Description
Description: A loud, impatient passenger who becomes increasingly irritated by Mike’s ringing phone during a bus ride. His escalating frustration leads to a brief but intense confrontation.

Performance Tone: Aggressive, comedic intensity.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorCliff RodgersMale 35 - 50 Years old
Description
Description: A charismatic, highly confident salesman at a large upscale car dealership. He represents everything Mike’s struggling business is not. He speaks quickly, jokes constantly and exudes the swagger of someone who believes he’s always in control of the room. Cliff enjoys showing off his success and takes pride in his salesmanship. Flashy and over-the-top.

Performance Tone: High energy, charismatic, slightly ridiculous.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorLanceMale 30 - 40 Years old
Description
Description: Another salesman at the dealership who competes aggressively with Cliff for customers. Polished and eager to close deals, Lance has a slightly desperate edge beneath his confidence. He’s quick to jump into conversations and tries hard to assert himself as the better salesman.

Performance Tone: Competitive, slick, comedic rivalry.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorVincentMale 30 - 40 Years old
Description
Description: A third dealership salesman who joins the competitive energy between Lance and Cliff. Vincent is equally polished and eager to impress customers, creating a trio of overconfident sales personalities.

Performance Tone: Charismatic, slightly exaggerated sales persona.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorOld ManMale 70 - 80 Years old
Description
Description: A potential customer who wanders onto Mike’s lot during the commercial shoot. Soft-spoken and slightly eccentric, he becomes fixated on finding a “brown car,” much to the frustration of everyone around him.

Performance Tone: Dry, understated comedy.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorOfficer 1All 30 - 50 Years old
Description
Description: Professional, direct and authoritative, Officer 1 brings a grounded, real-world energy that contrasts sharply with the chaos of the situation. They are not comedic, the seriousness of their presence actually heightens the humour of what’s unfolding around them.

Performance Tone: Controlled, procedural, realistic. No exaggeration.

Notes: Must be comfortable with physical interaction (detaining/arrest blocking). Experience with procedural roles an asset.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorLittle BoyMale 6 - 10 Years old
Description
Description: A young child who appears briefly within the world of the film. His presence helps ground the setting and adds texture to the environment Mike is moving through.

Performance Tone: Natural, unforced, age-appropriate behavior.
Role typeRoleGender & Age range
ActorBus DriverAll 35 - 6 Years old
Description
Description: The Bus Driver is firm, no-nonsense and not interested in negotiating. They are used to maintaining order and have a low tolerance for nonsense, especially when it affects the rest of their passengers.