Miles’ aggressively mediocre corporate boss. A former frat guy who weaponizes corporate jargon and intimidation despite barely understanding what’s happening around him. Equal parts insecure and power-hungry. Tone: Office-space-style comedic antagonism. ANY RACE

A heavyset neighborhood kid with street connections and a laid-back attitude. Fat Rob hangs around with Silk and serves as one of the local low-level players who knows who's who on the streets. He's more talk than menace, preferring to joke around until confronted by someone tougher. ANY RACE

Smooth, stylish, overly confident flirt who thinks he’s cooler than everyone else in the room. Actually kind of harmless beneath the bravado. ANY RACE

An outwardly perfect suburban father hiding something dangerous beneath his polished exterior. Calm, friendly, all-American charm with subtle menace underneath. ANY RACE

The seemingly normal suburban teenage son of Vance and Denise — awkward, withdrawn, and quietly unsettling beneath the surface. Johnny gives off the energy of someone trying very hard to appear ordinary while hiding an obsessive inner world. Intelligent, isolated, and emotionally disconnected, he becomes increasingly unnerving the longer you watch him. The role should balance deadpan comedy with genuine unpredictability. ANY RACE

A shady pawn shop owner who treats basic customer interaction like hostage negotiation. Thrives on petty manipulation and terrible puns. ANY RACE

Miles shares a moment with this sweet, edgy waitress at the culmination, offering potential for a true, clean future relationship. ANY RACE

Cute with an edge. Erica is Miles' attractive neighbor and the object of his obvious affection, though the feeling is decidedly not mutual, at least initially. ANY RACE

Feature film - “Robeson”. Part - Voice of J.Edgar Hoover - we need an actor who can impersonate the distinctive voice of US FBI Director J.Edgar Hoover. The actor need not look like Hoover, but must be able to “do” his voice and imitate his distinctive cadence and speaking style. NOTE: Please record your audition as a video. The actor will be on camera, we need to see your rendition of US FBI Director J.Edgar Hoover. Although the actor's face and body will be altered with AI, we need your performance. Pay - $250. Please use the attached script sides to create a self-tape audition and submit by Wednesday, July 15. Use the attached link (or many others available on YouTube) as a model for his voice.

(20s-30s, Female identifying) The stereotypical ambitious city dwelling lead of the Christmas love story. She works at Big Bank in Big City but must go home to help her mom with all the Christmas problems in Small Town. Our knowing winking guide to the audience. Excellent comedic timing and a killer belt. Soprano (legit with belt/mix). THIS ROLE IS CAST – SEEKING BACK UPS ONLY

(20s to 30s, Male identifying) The Christmas movie local town hunk. A lumberjack and the sheriff. He isn't that sharp and is recovering from the loss of his dead wife due to her gluten allergy. Charming with comedy. Baritone/Baritenor

(20s-40s, Male identifying) Quick change comedian. Plays Holly's frazzled assistant and best friend in Big City, Martha. In Small Town, they are the judge of that Annual Small Town Cookie Bake off and the local gay, Cody. Also plays all the other women in the town. Excellent with sketch character work. Tenor (high belt/legit) THIS ROLE IS CAST – SEEKING BACK UPS ONLY

(30s-40s, Female identifying) Holly's put-upon mother in Small Town. She is running too many businesses by herself ever since her husband ran off to the North Pole. Fun sketch comedy energy, think Melissa McCarthy as a Hallmark mom. Mezzo (belt/legit) THIS ROLE IS CAST – SEEKING BACK UPS ONLY

(20s-40s, Female identifying) Merry's rival in Small Town and our holiday villain. She wins the Annual Small Town Cookie Bake Off every year. A real Christmas Diva. Think Vanessa Williams in a Diva's Christmas Carol or Velma Von Tussle in Hairspray. Mezzo (belt/legit)

Ensemble track that appears in all group numbers and cover Holly, Merry and Cookie. Soprano (belt/legit)

Ensemble track that appears in all group numbers and covers Mark and Cody and second cover for Cookie. Baritenor

PAST REN - Lead Playing age: Late 20s to early 30s Gender: Trans man Ethnicity: Open Ren before medical and social transition. He is impulsive, sincere, defensive, resourceful, romantically overconfident, emotionally chaotic, and unintentionally funny. Past Ren must be played as the same boy and man we meet later in the timeline—not as a lesbian, a woman performing masculinity, or someone consciously trying to appear masculine. He is already completely Ren internally, even though the people around him perceive him differently. The role requires grounded comic instincts, emotional vulnerability, romantic confidence, and the ability to make Ren's wildly optimistic interpretations feel completely sincere. Performers of all gender identities are welcome to submit if they are comfortable portraying the character on these terms.

PRESENT REN - Lead Early 30s. East Asian trans man. Trans men and transmasculine actors strongly encouraged to apply. Present Ren is sober, observant, controlled, dryly funny, hypervigilant, and constantly analyzing the gap between what happens and what it means. Applicants may submit for either Ren role. Performers comfortable being considered for both may indicate that in their submission. Casting one actor in both roles is being explored but is not required.

MINA - Supporting Lead Woman, late 20s–early 30s. Ethnicity open. Warm, intelligent, expressive, emotionally candid, and slightly chaotic. Requires grounded conversational acting, natural chemistry, and subtle comic and dramatic instincts.

ENSEMBLE PERFORMERS - 2 Roles Any gender, approximately 20s–60s. Ethnicity open. Versatile performers who may portray police officers, baristas, servers, security personnel, hotel or rental-car staff, dates, and other supporting characters. Strong character instincts, grounded comic timing, physical storytelling, and the ability to shift quickly between roles are preferred.