Joe (Male, 28 - 35, White) is an infomercial pitchman with an inexplicable magnetism. When he’s pitching, you can’t look away. His aggressive, sexual schtick makes the world love him, but off camera, his “loveable” traits become deeply disturbing. He is WITTY, AGGRESSIVE, and ERRATIC. PLEASE NOTE: This role involves performing heavy kissing with another actor and simulated masturbation. Must be comfortable with performing such scenes. A professional intimacy coordinator will be used.

Ashley (Female, 25 - 30, All Ethnicities) is a makeup artist with a flirtatious personality. She’s always looking for a fun time and loves to befriend everyone around her. She’s SWEET, SASSY, and NAIVE. PLEASE NOTE: This role involves performing heavy kissing with another actor. Must be comfortable with performing such scenes. A professional intimacy coordinator will be used.

Martin (Male, 50 - 60, White) is an As Seen On TV producer. He has an eye for “what works”, which has led him to lots of success and loads of money. Martin is always on the prowl for his next business opportunity, valuing wealth above all else. He is BOLD and SAVVY.

James ( Male, 50 - 60, White) is an As Seen On TV producer. He is BY-THE-BOOK and CAUTIOUS. James has a quiet tiredness about him, the industry has worn him down.

She (Female, 30 to 60, All Ethnicities) is a true PROFESSIONAL and a straight shooter.

Female, 70, Tamil. A striking dark-skinned woman with a coarse demeanor, garbed in regal silks, grapples with deep-seated resentment and mental health struggles. She's complex, and sharp-tongued, and uses her status as a matriarch to manipulate those around her. She embodies strength and fragility at the same time. She has a strained relationship with her daughter and a haunting connection to her deceased father. LEAD. MUST BE ABLE TO SPEAK TAMIL FLUENTLY!

In the beginning, Rebekah was a child actress, so we know she’s headed for a rocky adulthood. As a potential Shirley Temple, she had stellar opportunities, like the time Spielberg thought he found his Gertie for E.T. only to be yanked by the production when Rebekah’s mom-ager found out the title wasn’t J.C. and the blockbuster would have nothing to do with the heavenly being she had envisioned. Just 39, Rebekah is still trying to hitch her dreams to a star and finds comfort in her weekly radio hymn and hum along show, Trinity, which she co-hosts with her best friend since community college, Japheth. Mission: Not a girl, not yet a woman. To become the bad good-ass woman she’s destined to be by sharing her faith and fresh ideas confidently on her radio show. Fatal Flaw: Trusting to let her own light shine and cast away the long, dark,overreaching shadow of her conservative Mom-ager.

Japheth, 38, also an aspiring actor, and despite his age, claims to have turned down Tom Cruise’s role in Risky Business due to a concern of the lust he would inspire by sliding around wood floors in socks and underwear. He’s studied the scene meticulously since and indeed all of Cruise’s work and is happy to provide detailed analysis on anything Cruise-related with minimal prompting. Japheth is a multi-tasking machine, much like his best friend Rebekah. His passions and projects include divination and nephology (applying meaning to the study of cloud formations), singing and songwriting, modeling (for a sexy Jesus calendar, coffee-cup and greeting card line), and of course, co-hosting the Trinity radio show on JWYD. Mission: To host a successful radio show without compromising his integrityor self-worth. Fatal Flaw: Needs to accept his authentic self and sexuality by redefining his perceived faults as assets. Then he can unleash the super-human dormant inside.

Former agnostic, current pansexual, future radio co-host of Trinity. Ronald,37, is a natural athlete and brings the brawn and some half-baked ideas to the friendship/coworker Trinity trio. What he lacks in comprehension of Christianity, he makes up for in team spirit and a singing voice that would make the Seraphim take notice. When Ronald starts working at JWYD radio station, he’s unwittingly swindled into funnelling donations and becomes the fall-guy for the charming Carrington, a chameleon with romantic and nefarious designs on him. Mission: To bring sweet harmony and new ideas to the Trinity radio show,without embarrassing JWYD, his co-hosts or himself. Fatal Flaw: Imposter Syndrome clings to Ronald but one of his bestattributes is his ability to offer unfiltered, new ideas that are free of bias.

Emma-Lou inherited JWYD radio station when her parents went missing on a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle. Believing in God’s mysterious ways, she’s embraced anything triangular since in defiance of her loss. These include Samosas (after she was introduced by office intern and gal pal Suwarna), a severe asymmetrical haircut and of course, producing the Trinity radio show. Since her parents’ demise, the radio station has been a runaway train financially and the thought of going through the stacks and stacks of metal filing cabinets to make sense of where all the money has gone sends her into hysterical hyperventilating fits. The tele-thon fundraisers continue to hitrecord donations so where is all the money going? Mission: To save the JWYD radio station she inherited from her deceasedparents by making a hit show. Fatal Flaw: Seeing her parents’ shoes as being impossibly too big for her tofill.

Japheth, 38, also an aspiring actor, and despite his age, claims to have turned down Tom Cruise’s role in Risky Business due to a concern of the lust he would inspire by sliding around wood floors in socks and underwear. He’s studied the scene meticulously since and indeed all of Cruise’s work and is happy to provide detailed analysis on anything Cruise-related with minimal prompting. Japheth is a multi-tasking machine, much like his best friend Rebekah. His passions and projects include divination and nephology (applying meaning to the study of cloud formations), singing and songwriting, modeling (for a sexy Jesus calendar, coffee-cup and greeting card line), and of course, co-hosting the Trinity radio show on JWYD. Mission: To host a successful radio show without compromising his integrityor self-worth. Fatal Flaw: Needs to accept his authentic self and sexuality by redefining his perceived faults as assets. Then he can unleash the super-human dormant inside.

In the beginning, Rebekah was a child actress, so we know she’s headed for a rocky adulthood. As a potential Shirley Temple, she had stellar opportunities, like the time Spielberg thought he found his Gertie for E.T. only to be yanked by the production when Rebekah’s mom-ager found out the title wasn’t J.C. and the blockbuster would have nothing to do with the heavenly being she had envisioned. Just 39, Rebekah is still trying to hitch her dreams to a star and finds comfort in her weekly radio hymn and hum along show, Trinity, which she co-hosts with her best friend since community college, Japheth. Mission: Not a girl, not yet a woman. To become the bad good-ass woman she’s destined to be by sharing her faith and fresh ideas confidently on her radio show. Fatal Flaw: Trusting to let her own light shine and cast away the long, dark,overreaching shadow of her conservative Mom-ager.

Japheth, 38, also an aspiring actor, and despite his age, claims to have turned down Tom Cruise’s role in Risky Business due to a concern of the lust he would inspire by sliding around wood floors in socks and underwear. He’s studied the scene meticulously since and indeed all of Cruise’s work and is happy to provide detailed analysis on anything Cruise-related with minimal prompting. Japheth is a multi-tasking machine, much like his best friend Rebekah. His passions and projects include divination and nephology (applying meaning to the study of cloud formations), singing and songwriting, modeling (for a sexy Jesus calendar, coffee-cup and greeting card line), and of course, co-hosting the Trinity radio show on JWYD. Mission: To host a successful radio show without compromising his integrityor self-worth. Fatal Flaw: Needs to accept his authentic self and sexuality by redefining his perceived faults as assets. Then he can unleash the super-human dormant inside.

Former agnostic, current pansexual, future radio co-host of Trinity. Ronald,37, is a natural athlete and brings the brawn and some half-baked ideas to the friendship/coworker Trinity trio. What he lacks in comprehension of Christianity, he makes up for in team spirit and a singing voice that would make the Seraphim take notice. When Ronald starts working at JWYD radio station, he’s unwittingly swindled into funnelling donations and becomes the fall-guy for the charming Carrington, a chameleon with romantic and nefarious designs on him. Mission: To bring sweet harmony and new ideas to the Trinity radio show,without embarrassing JWYD, his co-hosts or himself. Fatal Flaw: Imposter Syndrome clings to Ronald but one of his bestattributes is his ability to offer unfiltered, new ideas that are free of bias.

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Office intern/volunteer, voice of reason, story segment fact-checker. Suwarna is a romance novel junky, ardent fan of Survivor (she’s watched both seasons religiously) and closeted car karaoke star. Suwarna offered tohelp out at JWYD after her best friend Emma-Lou’s parents’ eerie demise inthe Bermuda Triangle. Though Hindu, she offers sage ‘Christian’ advice toall in need at JWYD. Mission: To selflessly help Emma-Lou get on her feet and become the She-Boss she’s meant to be. To selfishly get her own programming slot doing a Dear Abby style advice show. She’s already dolling out the wisdom, why not get paid for it? Fatal Flaw: She’s never read the Bible. But the Vedas, she knows!

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Weinus is a weiner. He’s also a lawyer. Just not the pretend one on the billboard across the street from his office, that’s a photo of Micah. That stand-in lawyer was randomly selected by Weinus from photos on a website called LiveJournal. But since ‘Micah’ came to work at Weinus, Weinus andWare, LLC - business has started to boom! More people are tripping, slipping,and falling their way into his office than he can ever recall. Unfortunately, most don’t want to be represented by Weinus. They were hoping for Micah. So Weinus sent him on a long, long, long hiatus. A sabbatical of sorts which has worked out especially well since Micah isn’t actually on payroll. Weinus’ (in the guise of Micah) newest clients are a rag-tag gaggle of radio jockeys needing entertainment law advice. It’s not Weinus’ (or Micah’s) area of practice but they’ve promised to pay and really, what could go wrong? Mission: To keep the charade going as long as he possibly can. Fatal Flaw: Not realizing that he is enough, just him.

A devilishly handsome mafia prince who happens to be a very persuasive money launderer. Should be able to do a convincing Italian or Italian-Canadian accent.