Japheth, 38, also an aspiring actor, and despite his age, claims to have turned down Tom Cruise’s role in Risky Business due to a concern of the lust he would inspire by sliding around wood floors in socks and underwear. He’s studied the scene meticulously since and indeed all of Cruise’s work and is happy to provide detailed analysis on anything Cruise-related with minimal prompting. Japheth is a multi-tasking machine, much like his best friend Rebekah. His passions and projects include divination and nephology (applying meaning to the study of cloud formations), singing and songwriting, modeling (for a sexy Jesus calendar, coffee-cup and greeting card line), and of course, co-hosting the Trinity radio show on JWYD. Mission: To host a successful radio show without compromising his integrityor self-worth. Fatal Flaw: Needs to accept his authentic self and sexuality by redefining his perceived faults as assets. Then he can unleash the super-human dormant inside.

Former agnostic, current pansexual, future radio co-host of Trinity. Ronald,37, is a natural athlete and brings the brawn and some half-baked ideas to the friendship/coworker Trinity trio. What he lacks in comprehension of Christianity, he makes up for in team spirit and a singing voice that would make the Seraphim take notice. When Ronald starts working at JWYD radio station, he’s unwittingly swindled into funnelling donations and becomes the fall-guy for the charming Carrington, a chameleon with romantic and nefarious designs on him. Mission: To bring sweet harmony and new ideas to the Trinity radio show,without embarrassing JWYD, his co-hosts or himself. Fatal Flaw: Imposter Syndrome clings to Ronald but one of his bestattributes is his ability to offer unfiltered, new ideas that are free of bias.

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Office intern/volunteer, voice of reason, story segment fact-checker. Suwarna is a romance novel junky, ardent fan of Survivor (she’s watched both seasons religiously) and closeted car karaoke star. Suwarna offered tohelp out at JWYD after her best friend Emma-Lou’s parents’ eerie demise inthe Bermuda Triangle. Though Hindu, she offers sage ‘Christian’ advice toall in need at JWYD. Mission: To selflessly help Emma-Lou get on her feet and become the She-Boss she’s meant to be. To selfishly get her own programming slot doing a Dear Abby style advice show. She’s already dolling out the wisdom, why not get paid for it? Fatal Flaw: She’s never read the Bible. But the Vedas, she knows!

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Non-binary, career chameleon, fashionista, in charge in every way but title, which by the way is secretary. Carrington is the highest paid and arguably most capable employee at JWYD Radio Station. They were the right-hand person to Emma-Lou’s parents and the only one who can make any sense of the business strategy and trajectory – which is currently on a nose-dive. Whip smart, calculating and always three steps ahead, Carrington has literally saved the station numerous times with calls to anonymous donors who inject enough cash to survive another quarter. Mission: To never get anyone coffee. The 80/20 principle, to earn as muchas possible for doing as little as possible. Fatal Flaw: A big, expensive but soft 24 karat gold heart they can’t help but wearing on their sleeve when times get tough.

Weinus is a weiner. He’s also a lawyer. Just not the pretend one on the billboard across the street from his office, that’s a photo of Micah. That stand-in lawyer was randomly selected by Weinus from photos on a website called LiveJournal. But since ‘Micah’ came to work at Weinus, Weinus andWare, LLC - business has started to boom! More people are tripping, slipping,and falling their way into his office than he can ever recall. Unfortunately, most don’t want to be represented by Weinus. They were hoping for Micah. So Weinus sent him on a long, long, long hiatus. A sabbatical of sorts which has worked out especially well since Micah isn’t actually on payroll. Weinus’ (in the guise of Micah) newest clients are a rag-tag gaggle of radio jockeys needing entertainment law advice. It’s not Weinus’ (or Micah’s) area of practice but they’ve promised to pay and really, what could go wrong? Mission: To keep the charade going as long as he possibly can. Fatal Flaw: Not realizing that he is enough, just him.

A devilishly handsome mafia prince who happens to be a very persuasive money launderer. Should be able to do a convincing Italian or Italian-Canadian accent.

A devilishly handsome mafia prince who happens to be a very persuasive money launderer. Should be able to do a convincing Italian or Italian-Canadian accent.

A small town 'big star'. Hosts the WWJD Radio talent show at the local fair. A bit of a schmuck but he's got great hair, a winning smile and can keep the crowd entertained.

Micah is a model and influencer though he’d be hard-pressed to tell you exactly what that means or what he does but he has a LOT of friends on LiveJournal, thousands and thousands who read his blog and gaze at the self-shot photos he posts with each journal entry. What he doesn’t do is practice law, however good he may look in a three-piece suit on a billboard advertising his legal services. The real Micah has no idea his name, faultless face, pretend degree andpedigree are being used to swindle a trio of callow Christians in Greater Napanee. He’s too busy partying, journaling and taking selfies before there was a word for it in nearby Toronto. Mission: To find someone who truly ‘gets’ him, a soul mate. Fatal Flaw: Mirror, mirror on the wall. PREPARE JAPHETH SIDES

All Ethnicities. Easygoing and sociable, he enjoys spending time with friends and takes pride in creating the perfect cheeseboard. Non-Speaking.

All Ethnicities. Male or Female. Outgoing, they are filled with the holiday spirit as they come together to create an epic cheese board. Non-Speaking. Real friends are encouraged to submit.

All Ethnicities. Warm and nurturing, she leads her family and friends in the joyful preparation of making mashed potatoes. Open to real Sibling duos. Non-Speaking.

All Ethnicities. Male or Female. Cheerful and excited, they help mash the potatoes. Open to real Sibling duos. Non-Speaking.

All Ethnicities. Playful and a mischievous. Must be able to play wooden music spoons or create a rhythm using his hands. Open to real Grandpa and Grandma duos. Non-Speaking.

All Ethnicities. Nurturing, she joyfully embraces the grandpa's antics, keeping the holiday filled with love and laughter. Open to real Grandpa and Grandma duos. Non-Speaking

All Ethnicities. Male or Female. The family joyfully celebrates the holiday spirit while enjoying the potluck.

A modest and good-humoured family man pained by his child’s illness.

(Please note unconventional age range) - The wry spectre of Scrooge’s deceased business partner; a supernatural guide and constant observer. Also acts as the audience guide through the house.